text message convo with my mom:
mom: oh no you did not put raisin bran on ur blog!
me: oh yes I did [uh, why not?]
me: what??? I love raisin bran! What’s wrong with it?
mom: makes me sound constipated & old!
sorry for stating that you eat raisin bran. twice now. no one thinks you’re old and constipated. but the texting entertainment was worth it.
your dearest daughter.
4 thoughts on “public apology”
oh my gosh i loooovveeee raisin bran.
I love Raisin Bran! Tell your mom not to worry … there isn’t the stigma attached to it like there used to be … 🙂
Raisins means one still has one’s own teeth and thus cannot be too old.Brain as regular intake is a clear indication that one is absolutely NOT constipated.Again, just sayin’.