public apology

text message convo with my mom:

mom: oh no you did not put raisin bran on ur blog!
me: oh yes I did [uh, why not?]
mom: uuuggghhh!
me: what??? I love raisin bran! What’s wrong with it?
mom: makes me sound constipated & old!
me: whhhhatever.
mom: geez

dearest mother,
sorry for stating that you eat raisin bran. twice now. no one thinks you’re old and constipated. but the texting entertainment was worth it.
love,
your dearest daughter.

4 thoughts on “public apology

  1. Raisins means one still has one’s own teeth and thus cannot be too old.Brain as regular intake is a clear indication that one is absolutely NOT constipated.Again, just sayin’.

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