text message convo with my mom:
mom: oh no you did not put raisin bran on ur blog!
me: oh yes I did [uh, why not?]
me: what??? I love raisin bran! What’s wrong with it?
mom: makes me sound constipated & old!
sorry for stating that you eat raisin bran. twice now. no one thinks you’re old and constipated. but the texting entertainment was worth it.
your dearest daughter.